The Death of James Bond
When a REAL MAN played James Bond (Connery, Moore, Brosnan), he drove a REAL CAR (Aston Martin, BMW).
We now have a weenie playing James Bond (Daniel Craig), who is an affirmed gun-fearing weenie, a lame-ass excuse for a Bond girl (Eva Green) and now Bond will be driving a fucking FORD MONDEO. A family sedan. Yes, it will be souped up to do 224kph/135mph, according to the story, but an Aston-Martin or a BMW can do that out of the box. What's next? Is Bond going to sit around a campfire with Blofeld, sing Kumbaya and drink some nice herbal tea? (can't have him drinking alcohol, you know, since that would glamourize alcohol and scar the kiddies for life).
Here's my offering to the Bond producers on what this sad-sap should carry in his shoulder holster:
We now have a weenie playing James Bond (Daniel Craig), who is an affirmed gun-fearing weenie, a lame-ass excuse for a Bond girl (Eva Green) and now Bond will be driving a fucking FORD MONDEO. A family sedan. Yes, it will be souped up to do 224kph/135mph, according to the story, but an Aston-Martin or a BMW can do that out of the box. What's next? Is Bond going to sit around a campfire with Blofeld, sing Kumbaya and drink some nice herbal tea? (can't have him drinking alcohol, you know, since that would glamourize alcohol and scar the kiddies for life).
Here's my offering to the Bond producers on what this sad-sap should carry in his shoulder holster:
posted by Andy in San Diego and Elsewhere at 3/04/2006 07:42:00 AM
1 Comments:
OH awful! How could they? Now I can see why people are complaining already about the new Bond and film. Geez
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